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To: Temperance Brennan <tbrennan@jeffersonian.gov>
From: Hannah Griffith <hannahgriffith@gwu.edu>
Subj: WTF?

Brennan --

So I was in Dad's office today, meeting him for lunch. And he was a little late, so I got to listen to one of the patients blabber at the receptionist. All about how important her boobs were, basically. And what a good thing it was that she had already had them done, because now she had this incredibly important audition for a TV show.

And this is where it gets weird.

She said she was gonna be trying out to play you. Well, actually she said she was gonna be trying out to play "that kinda hot scientist lady from the museum in Washington, you know, the one who was all mixed up in that case with the guy who was eating people, and it was all over the news."

And then she said some not very nice stuff about your hair, which was kind of rich coming from a woman with her roots.

Anyway.

Brennan -- WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? Why is a woman whose chest doubles as a flotation device trying to play you on TV?

Hannah