This? Is Star's fault. Well, Star's and Joan's. (Joan allowed me to natter on about this for two weeks and then graciously proofread it, so I think she gets to share in the fault.) It just . . . happened. 5500 words.
1)Tell you why I first approached you. 2)Associate you with a song/movie/book. 3)Tell a random fact about you. 4)Tell my favorite memory of you. 5)Associate you with an animal/fruit. 6)Ask something I've always wanted to know about you. 7)In return, you MUST spread this questionnaire amongst the patrons.